Despite being an avid horror film lover, I've never been through a haunted house. It seems like a harrowing experience if I'm being honest. So here's a list of items that will carry you through this fake yet traumatizing encounter.

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Don't Scare Me I Poop Easily Halloween Ghost T-Shirt

If you're the type to freeze instead of run, this shirt might be your best bet. Keep the leather-face wannabe away from you with this dark warning.

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GearLight LED Headlamp Flashlight S500 [2 PACK] 

You probably can't wear this inside, but it's worth a shot! The other option is using it to light your way back to your car at the end of the night when you see shadows around every corner.

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Skechers Men's Burgin-Tarlac Industrial Boot

Steel-toed boots are great for protecting your feet from other frightened haunted-house-goers. If they won't watch where they're going, at least your toes will be safe and sound when they inevitably step on your feet.

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Calm Within: Music for Relaxation of Body and Mind

Finally, if you're shaken and rattled on your way home, listen to some soothing music! This is great for yoga and meditation, so it should work perfectly for de-spooking yourself after a stressful night.

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